You're classic Bipolarchic I love the humour. Okay. I shall ask these men for their resumes to see who has is a Qualified Massage Therapist.

My Snow Removalers are not available anyway due to all the heavy snow but I am disappointed that you could not book an appointment before hand so that they could help you shovel.

Oh well.

Better luck next time.

I have a 2 month waiting list. Please book in advance.