I have no sense of direction. I was at my T's office and she ended the session. Then she opened the door to her office and let me out into the hallway. I just stood there and almost started crying. She finally noticed me and walked me to the waiting room. I can now find my way from her office to the waiting room without help. However, my Pdoc's office is down a different hallway and unnerves me. I sometimes joke to myself that they put the Pdoc's offices further in the back because they don't want us to run away until the appointment is over. I think I can find my way out if I just keep following the hall way.
I feel for you. I hate getting lost and can do it almost any where. This is why I am nervous about ever driving. I will probably just buy a car with that satelite direction thing.
I think the escort would be a good idea because the elevators tend to only go to a specific wing! I hate the wing concept. If I want to be on the third floor, why can't I just find an elevator and hit three rather than trying to find the correct wing elevator.
Your post had me laughing.