Ugh! I guess that saying can be true sometimes... "When it rains, it pours". You had a day that was almost comically terrible. I had a pregnancy scare in college too (and I also practiced safe sex... the condom slipped). I was all set to go down to the clinic because I was not about to drop all of my classes, but it wound up that I wasn't pregnant (whew). I'm hoping your test was a false positive, but if it isn't - much luck to you! It's difficult to make sure your life isn't derailed and I hope you can manage it, one way or another!

As for the professor... Wow! What a weirdo. I guess he's trying to be edgy? I have no idea. I had a professor who absolutely would not admit that he graded things incorrectly and it pissed off everyone who would have otherwise done well. I guess all you can do is suffer through his class or drop him and hope someone else teaches the class if you need it.

I don't know why your therapist would terminate you as a client, but I hope you find something you can do to make sure you have support. NAMI might have a peer to peer class in your area if you want to look them up. It might be helpful to you if you decide to go down that path.

Good luck to you. I hope that this can one day be the kind of bad day you can eventually look back on to laugh about just how many instances of bad luck a person can experience in a day and stay sane. I hope everything winds up being at least a little better in the coming days.