I don't actually want to talk to you about this or have the desire to

but

I totally found your house's for sale listing (your husband posted it on fb??) and you live 3 minutes away and I'm SO TEMPTED to go to the open house. My fantasy to get to go into your house. Which even gives me stalker vibes just saying it

But I won't, mostly because I'd be terrified you'd come in and find me staring at your family portraits. And also invasion of privacy I guess.

but omg... please don't be moving out the state or moving your practice location. I like you just where you are! I promise I won't break into your house and raid your pantry!