(You've been warned)

You know one of those...
* I should have stayed in bed & pulled the covers way up over my head.
* Go ahead put me in a padded cell and throw away the key. PLEASE
* Six feet under wouldn't be far enough...they'd still find me.
*Your afraid to say "why does everything happen to me" because the powers that be just might show you.
Ok you've got the idea.

I'm stressed. I know it! I've been to the "chill" posts in social forum (dec, you can thank me later for the plug) at least a dozen times today.

Actually it started last night. I screamed & yelled at a complete stranger in the Wal-mart parking lot. Today regret. How could I have lost it like that.

Was in the shower this morning, shower curtain rod breaks...okay so I was going to clean the bathroom anyway.

Go to make breakfast, find the grocery list still tacked to the refrigerator. THAT"S why I was going to wal-mart.

Oldest son calls he may not make it to the wedding, He's bestman at brother's wedding (Sat 2 pm). Why is it when you're expecting an important call every solicitor, charity and bill collector remembers your number?

Went to get something from garage (attached to house). Forgot to check lock on door into house. That is until it slammed shut behind me. TG for a UPS driver who doesn't mind seeing a frog in crulers & bathrobe and has a cell phone. (Do you think he'll keep a straight face when he tells his co-workers)

Ah, but we aren't done yet...

Finally get back into house. Check to see if washer has finished....YEP, it's finished alright & I have water all over the laundry room floor. Do I pay hundreds of $$ & wait days for repair man or pay hundreds of $$ & wait days for a new washer? What a choice!

Prospective...Sat. my youngest son's wedding. By 8 p.m. tomorrow I'll have made 3 roundtrips to the airport (might as well rent a room) & have all family members with their baggage in my tiny house (1000 sq ft.)

Oh well, there's still 8 hours of the day from h*** remaining. What other fun can I have.....