You are a chuckle Pink. I think that this could be humerous. Take that megaphone..lol. Now... another option that would fit in your girlie purse would be a tape measurer...Like one of those silver things and you and the T could make a discussion of it. Could take that OCD thing (yes we are all to a degree) to a new level. I think you could agree to a maximum or minumum distance between chairs. If need be you can tell him that you and your friends have discussed it.

How nice to have T on a Saturday night. I could use a cozy visit this evening....though mine does not do cozy... he does comfort in his own way. Have a good session. :-)