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Was Napoleon's last name really Blownapart?
Did Leonardo Da Vinci really invent the Volkswagen Bug?
Was Confucius always paying late fees at the library?
Could Aristotle really lick his elbow? And did he reach nirvana when he did it?
Can anyone answer these pressing questions?
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Quotes by Jack Handy:
-"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say."
-"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
The Quirkster-- Part-Time Shepherd, Full-Time HERO
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