I think I should win because:
I've had years of experience in the message posting industry.
I've got countless forum posting qualifications.
I have won a number of posting awards, such as: Most Aesthetically Pleasing Posting Technique 2006, Most Promising Poster 2005, Most Consistent Poster 2006 and countless others.
I recognise the importance of Posting in today's society.
I have finished in the top 10% nationally for my performace in the annual Australian Forum Posting Quiz.
As you can see, I'm very qualified for job.
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