Do you know that half of your questions aren't really questions, that you sneak a question mark in to make it look like you are asking one? Do you know I am on to you?

Are you aware what _Sky will do when she catches you?

Do you know it is so bad I cannot bear to utter the words?

If you are willing to pay me some money, I will gladly tutor you, oh royal sheepness and if that's something you want to do let me know, ok?