lol i am very competitive you know and my favourite topic is currently sitting at a draw with another topic

i do like winning

I shall now summons my friend Paul.

Paul helped me win the Soccer World Cup bet I had on Spain in 2010. I won a lot of money you know.

Paul the Octopus (26 January 2008 – 26 October 2010) was a common octopus who predicted the results of association football matches. He made several accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup which brought him worldwide attention as an animal oracle.

*looking for Paul?

"Where are you Paul?"

Oh oops.

I forgot.

I ate him for dinner on 26 October 2010 with all the money I won.

Please pardon my mania in this post.

It does make me 50 shades of Senseless Banter.