the poolboy..... played by matt dillon
the flower ......played by ruby wax
the frog ........ played by kermit the frog
the seagul .......... played by steven seagul
the hummingbird ........... played by cameron diaz
the sheep ....... played by kelly brook
the bear .............played by charlize theron
the elephant ........... played by rossanne barr

the film would be called
thread war... the untold story