One time it was down pouring raining.. I mean down pouring, I ran down through the woods, and I never run, but it just felt like I should. I ran to a river and jumped in. I had to take a poop, so I did....... My thought was that the river was moving so fast that it would float away and it wouldn't bother anything.... I aimed my butt with the current just an fyi..........

Yea I never told anyone that