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Originally Posted by hankster
poor george is that the best groupie story you got?? A rabid squirrel? The one that got away! Our nursing home stories are gonna be freakin hilarious!  |
Non non non mes ami
I do have some groupie stories and some are freakin hilarious but I don't think I'd be allowed to tell them here
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Originally Posted by lizardlady
George, the uni I attended was over run by squirrels. Actually we used to believe it was run by squirrel-brains! 
One day I was talking to some friends and eating an apple. One of the squirrels ran up my leg to investigate what I was eating. Thinking I was being nice I gave it the apple core.It threw the apple core on the ground and peed on my leg! Ungrateful little %*($#!!!
Another time I was sitting on the edge of a patio eating my lunch. Next thing I know my lunch bag is "running" across the patio. All that's visible is the tail and back legs of a squirrel sticking out of the bag as the little devil took off with my food. People were falling over laughing watching me chase after the squirrel, swearing like a sailor trying to recover my lunch. Never did catch the little b@stard!
I completely believe that an angry squirrel chased you inside.
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I'll believe you if you'll believe me
Seriously, it really happened. I don't know what set him off but all I had was a paint brush and this guy cracks acorns with his teeth so...