okay..........folks.....i'll have to use some *****s........

my friend's uncle had been wanting to see the Navajo women nude, he was divorced, and had talked about seeing their ******* and one of them had heard about what he said............ (the reservation may be 50,000 square miles or whatever, but it ain't THAT big)

he was drunk and came up with the plan to go out on the mesa where the women were and sneak up and watch them use the sweatlodge. (we get nekkid for that) he found an old cedar tree and hunkered down by it. he couldn't see well enough, so he climbed it. remember, it's an old cedar tree.......

the women had come out of the sweat to rub dirt on their bodies and were standing by the fire, in it's light.....the tree limb broke and the uncle hit the ground hard.

the woman who had heard what he said had told the others......what woman wouldn't?????????

so they all ran over to him, held him down and sat on his face and said "you want *****?"......"you got *****"..... : as Johnny Carson would say..........

t.o. told me this, we were doing 90mph, somewhere in Wyoming, and i became so tickled that i had to pull off of the highway. i was snorting snot and crying and my ribs hurt so much during that entire rodeo that i had trouble photographing. the reason was that one of us would think of it and mention it and the insane laughter would start again.....we were up there 7 days.....Crow Agency, Montana. i was so sore when i returned to NM that i had to rest up to do ordinary chores.