So I decided to give Nugenix by GNC a try. There's the regular, unleaded version that uses tribulus terrestris (2000 year old technology there ... literally). And then there's the Ultimate Testosterone version.

Ultimate Testosterone!

This is the racing fuel version. And I'm here to tell you, being 42 my testosterone levels were dropping accordingly and for someone my age ... IT'S FREAKING AWESOME! I feel like I should run out and antagonize a large, predatory animal, pick up something crazy heavy and invade an Old Spice commercial!

If you're under 30, this stuff won't really do anything for you since you're already making tanker trucks full of testosterone, but if you're over 30 ...