I have no friends. Seriously. I am new to where I live but I can't make friends right now due to work and crisis. WHo wants to BBQ with someone who can't stop crying right?

So... this is all I have. Will you be my friend?

*disclaimer: agreeing to above statement disallows participant from correcting or poitning out my med-induced typos. It also allows the friend (me) to have a free drink or beer from participant (you) should there ever be a physical meeting (which there won't be so don't worry).