Can you call cutting crab-grass "mowing" the lawn?

Do I like it?
What if I said, no?

Do I do it?
Do you see hubby snoring on the sofa?

Did you know I am completely re-landscaping my yard to cut down on "mowing"?

After 80 bags of pea gravel, 40 bags of crushed white rock and 120 bags of red cypress mulch....do you think I'm pooped?