In my last 20 years as a working adult, I've been a reporter, editor, or graphic artist, with a side job as a university professor. Period.

So it's not really "I don't know what I want to be when I grow up" -- it's "I think I'm tired of this."

God knows I have had enough therapy to figure out what's wrong with me, and largely fix it. (There's always room for improvement somewhere.)