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Originally Posted by Jordan087
Like today, I was making her chicken parmesan, and I accidentally cooked one side a little bit burned when I was frying the breaded chicken. So as I expected, she chewed me out for it and said it was because I didn't care enough about anything other than myself.
Any tips you can give me for coping would be appreciated.
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Please gently inform your fiancée that a team of U.S. Navy psychiatrists performed a recently declassified study in the Mid-Pacific in the 1970's that completely discredited any correlation between narcissism and the preparation of chicken parm. Dishes found to have a positive correlation with narcissism included shave ice, high-grade sashimi, roast whole pork, and Rock Cornish game hens. Google it if she doesn't believe me.
