What are some of your gradiose thoughts/delusions?? Just curious...

For me:

Always think people are talking about me - laughing at me - pretty much everywhere - at work - in Target.. people I know and don't know.. If someone compliments me, I think they are secretly laughing at me.

Sometimes I think I am here for a more imprortant purpose than others - I will see signs in everything and believe it is from a higher power

I always think people hate me/are mad at me - even with evidence to the contrary

VERY often, I feel people can hear my thoughts/read my mind - so I'll hurry up and get certain thoughts out of my head before they can

Sometimes I'll feel I'm destined to be lets say a great Lawyer or DR. (more a manic thing) and I'll sign up for school only to come down and realize I'm still just an insurance adjuster lol

When Manic, I was convinced that ISIS was after me and wanted a panic room.. was sure WWIII was going to start any day (cue DR. putting me on abilify, lol)

I always feel my G/F is cheating on me and get extremely paranoid about same..

I also find special "meaning" in very random things - such as TV shows and the weather, and mundane things people say..

Do I sound crazy or what? ;/