i never have done it in a car, i drive mini's, and not the bmw peice of crap you can get nowadays, end rant, shakes head and grrrrrrrrs, relax, breaths deeply then continues, proper mini's..........

to be honest, damn there is not enough room on the roof nevermind inside a proper mini to have sex, hence the outdoors malarky, should i get a bigger car?, hell no, the mini was born in the 60's, has were most of you in here, point proved, cheap but effective, lol, its not the car, i must be doing something wrong, can any of you baby boomer parents responsable for all these 40+ yr old kids in this forum, tell me what i am doing wrong? am i spoilt? am i unadaptable? should i be more flexable?, should she be?

please do tell, i know you silver surfers are out there, with more facts than i can ever comprehend in a day, and that some of you are english, so set forth to it and have your voice heard