. Pay homage to your number one abusers that "disciplined" you for the first 18 years of your life. The heavy hand to the wide leather belt to whatever they can grab, all in the name of "you kids are going to be raised right!" Never mind the drunk, I'll fix you! Wham bam thank you man, thousand alters later...

I hate these holidays. Everyone else is having so much fun, I'm reminded of the hell I crawled out of. Nuff said. I'm triggering myself bad.