A funny story on pornography.....
I was married about 20 years ago for a brief period (1.5 years). My ex-husband apparently had some issues because he never had sex with me, but would constantly rent pornography. I would just go to bed and leave him to his movies.
One night I decided to watch what he put in. The movie was called Bat Dude and Throbbin and the movie opens with Throbbin laying in bed sleeping - Bat Dude flys in the window and,.....well you know.
Well - the ex didn't know he rented a gay movie! It was hysterical - he hit stop so fast. I said no way buddy turn that back on - you rented it, now we are going to watch part of it. We watched a few seconds and then I had him turn it off.
I told him "you like porno so much, now you have to go back and return the movie - so they are all going to know what you like".
It was rather funny just to see the look on his face. We were divorced shortly after
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