You wanna hear some manic ramblings? This is a sound off! First of all, I had a woman slam on her brakes in front of me almost causing me to hit her. I am mildmannered and especially don't have road rage but in hindsight, I could have killed her. Not literally. But, maybe, just maybe, I really want to.

I went to a gas station and there was no thing to hold down the gas pump. You had to sit there and pump by hand. What the hell is that about?

Then, I saw a for sale sign on a house advertising their "pool". Well, it was an above ground pool. Who the hell advertises an above ground pool? Tacky much?

Plus, I had to listen to my 5 year old screaming because "I don't want to go to Starbucks" and "hurry up and drive". I could have beaten him. Not literally. But maybe, just maybe, I wanted to. I was gentle with him nonetheless.

Then there is my daughter's big, fat sass mouth. Need I say more?

Want to know how you can drive yourself nuts? Take your sunglasses off, look at them, then put them back on your face. While you are driving. Now repeat this over and over. Why? Because you are stark raving mad. Fun times.