Took the ever excited Ruby for a walk. I think she wore out half of her pads just doing laps around my feet when I pulled out her walking lead. I wish I had her energy.

Can you imagine her energy, AND a cup of coffee and stuffed in this body of mine? Not only could I drive my wife insane in like 2 seconds flat....but - hang on already done that. I digress. What was I saying?

I would be funnier, if only I could remember the punchline, or the joke for that matter.....