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Old May 26, 2015, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by berthegel View Post
I'm pretty much a romantic failure so far, and can honestly say that I usually suffer love at first sight and fail , and they all had different faces but all had nice smiles .
Look at some of the worlds beauties from Hollywood say , how many of them had troubled love lives.
They may attract more attention , but usually attract dodgy blokes.

Shakespeer once wrote a sonnet upon love and beauty

My words want to speak of tales that lessen my loneliness, to keep away the cold
My fingers need not your breast
Its your hand they want to hold
Its Not my shrivelled poker that will ease winters tracks
It will be talked of memories , spoken at dusk
In the end its your heart that wants to be full
Not your pocketbook or bed post

That was dedicated to a girl with black dark hair , who has gone , I barely spoke to her , she never spoke to me at all.

Actually Shakespeare didn't write this piece , I made it up, cos shakespeare didn't have a computer, so there.
As the 47th iteration of Shakespeare, I can assure that I do indeed own a computer.
(I'll have you know I was scouring the internet to see if I could determine what Shakespeare meant when he penned "shrivelled poker", lol.)
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