Once I was on effexor, took it for like three days, started making me manic, ****** side effects, so I stopped it.

Found the mostly full bottle of it under the sink.

Laughed maniacally while dumping it it in the toilet and flushing (there was a spare xanax in the bottle that I didn't notice until it was floating around in the bowl. Felt bad for it).

Upon reflection, I should have returned it to the pharmacy. I feel bad now that it's in the water supply and people are going to be drinking subtle hints of evil effexor. Sigh.