In honor of prom season, I want to remind everyone that PROM IS NO BIG DEAL.

If I recall, I believe the roast beef tasted like a comforter, the DJ played 32 Billy Idol songs and a few from Bananarama, and my date stopped talking to me by 9:15. I did, however, get some laughs when I yelled "Play Freebird" when things got quiet.

Good times.