My "partner" which I would've never got with in a million years just informed me that DID is a theory. That everything "I" do, I'm responsible for because they are all me, so I/we did it.

I'm so like- jaw drop.

Baffled. How can I be responsible if I wasn't there really there?

I'm so tired as being the sensible one doing clean up, it's embarrasing as hell. So not happy.

Tell me it's my fault and I will go quietly shoot myself right now.