you will LOVE this one.......

i met a man recently and he has been married three times. he went on and on about women...women, this....women, that.......blah, blah, blah......everything wrong in the world.......etc. etc......

so when he said "why do women make such poor choices?"....i said, "why don't you ask the three that married you?".......

and you know what, he never did get around to asking me out to dinner.......