"LAUNDRY...Women usually do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his bellbottoms from the 70's, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat, who will offer to help them with their laundry. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."

(tongue in cheek)