BUBBA, JUNIOR AND THE BLONDE

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and
laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six
inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of
New Orleans.