No. Seriously. Whenever I hear a funny phrase I memo it in my phone. Lol. Like one of my favorites is: "I don't think the bearded lady is driving around egging people.", or "This is not a cab my friend, I assure you." Or one time (this was on Easter sunday and we were closing early because of the holiday and this man called and was all pissed off about it), and my coworker said, "People are so annoying and nauseating!", and one time my husband said that some guy looked like, "An anorexic caveman."

Don't know about bungee jumping. You'd REALLY have to get me benzo'ed up to do something like that, and I'm trying to taper here. Haha.