Update:

Well we made a little breakthrough in therapy this weekend. As most of you know, I have Major Depressive Disorder; a recurring pattern of Major Depressive episodes that have been growing in frequency since I was young. At around 37, the last major depressive episode basically became permanent. Medication is the only thing that's been keeping me out of severe depression for the past 5 years.

So we started seeing our therapist about 1.5-2 years ago and I thought I had dug myself out of the hole. Proper medication and a lot of hard work and I'm functioning normally. (Well, as normal as I get.)

But it came out that while I thought everything had returned to normal, our relationship has never actually recovered. I don't know why or what and it's certainly not leading to divorce, but we're in the roommate zone and evidently have been there for the past couple of years.

I'm not sure what to do yet, but I've got a lot of work to do and we're getting this ship back on course. Mr. and Mrs. Webgoji will get back to the nauseatingly perfect couple we were. Thank you everyone for the support.