Here is some information about myself and then you can tell me what I need to do in order to obtain a girlfriend. Let's call it Project Toilet.

I am 36, unemployed, and I live with my parents.
I have a high school education.
I own two pairs of jeans and two polo shirts.
I wear Rexona deodorant.
I am not studying at the moment
I have a therapist
I am overweight
I am starting to lose my hair
I have a bike which costs 1000 dollars
I have a car
I like to play video games on my computer and also to chat on the computer.
I have an iPhone
I have social anxiety disorder

Mostly I feel normal compared to everyone else, so I don't know why I can't fix this part of my life and couple with someone at least once. I don't mind being told that I have to make some changes to my life, it's obvious that I do.

Ok, go. Begin Project Toilet.