Honestly, some of your posts should come with a warning. That one was unsafe to read in a bathtub. I couldnt decide if it was dry or dripping! I was sitting at the bus stop, glad i was alone because i knew i had the goofiest look on my face thinking about it. Your use of the language was cloudlike - a nice fluffy cloud! Freakin hilarious. T laughed too and i only quoted you from memory. It was all there. Omg. That was one to put in the sentence box and save to put in your novel later, as whatsername said - Social Studies writer comedian - Fran Liebowitz. Love her.

Eta - yes people used to ask me at work if i was sitting on a feather...