OMG. My teen son asked "how come you say one thing then say another later? You are confusing me!"

Okay, he's smoking marijuana. Susie was all "be careful, don't get in trouble, I was a teenager once".

Steve was like "you better not let me catch you. I'll ground you for life!"

How do you explain being a multiple? It's so complex to explain, let alone halfway through it starts sounding ridiculous coming out of my mouth.

To top that, they're laughing at you making a joke.

Ugh! SHOOT ME!

How do you do it?