Theres your new business. Man-aup. Play on words for apology, up, application, and australia! Women send you what their men said and you reply back what the men meant. Or a guy could tell you what he was gonna say and you tell him how to say it.

Youre pretty good at this and you have the patience. Im just like, off with his head!

JS - you are correct as always. Off with his head!

Anybody - it doesnt feel like friday to me. Does it feel like friday to you? People saw me with my hat off yesterday and theyre all oh your hair is longer it looks nice. I think it looks like shredded carp. Im getting it cut next week. Why do people say it looks nice when it obviously looks like carp?!