Raise your hand if you can locate your tax returns including W-2 and 1099 forms for the last 3 years.

I am suspiciously NOT raising my hand, although I know I keep the damn things for way longer than 3 years, I can NOT find them in my extremely disorganized house.

File cabinet? What is this file cabinet you speak of?

I also lose things like car titles, birth and death certificates, divorce decrees, and assorted other really important hard to replace things. When will I ever learn????

Oh, hi couch!