Unexpectedly I received birthday wishes, but there was a couple who decide it would be fun to ruin my day questioning about illogical stuff relating to my part-time vegetarian diet.

Remained calm throughout the whole group chat on Whatsapp, so I had decided to burn them in the nicest way as possible without expressing my displease. It's rare for a closet person like me to be an asshole once in a while, so I find it amusing.