Hey there, Big Toilet! I think you're looking at this all wrong! You've just got to see the positives in everything! Let's start!

You're 36, unemployed, and live with your parents? Bahhh, that's great! It gives you a different perspective on things and you have gained invaluable experience cohabitating with two of your elders! Unemployed? You're experiencing life without the time consuming task of work to bog you down, this enables to free your mind and explore different areas and form new philosophical ideals about life! I'm telling you, this is the start of a golden age for you, toilet, you've built up many personal thoughts that you are ready to share with the world...you just don't know it yet!

You have a highschool education? Well, I say that's brilliant! Where can you get without one? Not many places! You've made a huge step in life and the only place you can go is up! With the right attitude, you could be like a hot knife cutting through butter with the ladies! What's the butter symbolize? Your competition, the other males of the world!

You own two pairs of jeans and two polo shirts? Uhhh, haven't you ever heard of favorite pairs of pants and shirts? Well, You've got two of each!!! Most people only have one! You can tell your future lady that you are incredibly invested in your choice of clothing on an emotional level where most people only think about what they wear in the mornings and evenings a couple times! I'm sure you have that certain panache that allows you to be noticed from afar!

You wear Rexona deodorant? Can't say I know much about this..I've never heard of it. But let me quote myself from before...."I'm sure you have that certain panache that allows you to be noticed from afar!"...I think the fact that you use this specific deodorant is another contribution to your distinct allure!

You're not studying at the moment? I say false, sir! You're living! If you're living then you're always learning! Each and every day we come across something new or think about something a little bit different way! You are continuing to mold your personal ideals continuously! The best thing you can do is continue to live! No need to let specific studies get in your way, your focus on having a lack of focus may be the very best thing for this world right now! Think of the ripple effect, your lack of focus/focus on remaining unfocused is benefiting the world in ways that you probably don't even notice!

You have a therapist? Another positive thing clogged in the negativity of the toilets drains, I say! You having a therapist simply means that you need someone to bounce all of your ideas off of! The ideas that you get from LIVING (and studying) ! You are a master of creativity and ideas flutter through your brain like moths in a nighttime tornado! Future lady friend, you would be in for a keen match who wouldn't let your mind rest for a single moment!