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You're overweight? Nah, I'd say you're about perfect for what's going on in your life right now! Everybody fluctuates all the time and all we can do is chalk up how we are right now as life experience! You're overweight? Experience being overweight every day so you can talk about it in the future with the knowledge and insight only gained from personal understanding!

Things are only flaws if you see them as such, Toilet! We've gotta be confident with ourselves and grab the bull by the balls/life by the horns!

You're starting to lose your hair? So what, you don't see people who almost got their arms bit off by sharks saying, "I almost lost my arm to a shark, what will I do now?" No, you see them going, "Hey, gnarly, dude! I got attacked by a shark a couple months ago, check out my arm, man!!!" You should take this approach, Toilet! "Whoa, ladies, check out my horseshoe pattern of hair I've got going, it's from the stresses and pains of daily life and a sign that I'm getting older, bully for me! Go out with me!"

You have a bike worth a thousand dollars? Toilet!!! This may be the greatest nugget of info I've come across yet! This is a hint at a future goldmine! Think about it, with this bike, you could start a massive enterprise centered around renting out equipment to athletes at the top of each field! All you need to do is find a good biker to rent that baby out to and make a contract with them where if they win then they'll spread the word about your business! You have the future in your hands, Toilet, you just have to grasp!

You have a car? Ahem, can I say that you are one step higher than Einstein? He never even learned to drive! All those theories of relativity and that measly manhattan project were from somebody who couldn't drive....think of the things that you could do, Toilet! The possibilities are endless!

You like to play video games and chat on your computer? Toilet, this is part of you living life. You chatting signifies your creative mind seeking out pawns to influence and your video game playing is a clue to the inner workings of your mind that resembles the great mythological prison of Tartarus where the gods would banish their foes to suffer! How are they similar, you ask? Tartarus was home to the worst and most influential villains in all of mythology, the titans! Your mind is like a titan and the ideas it has are like the olympians they spawned! Don't let those thoughts control and rebel against you like Zeus did to Cronus, his father!

You have an Iphone? Pfft, ladies, he's an arms length away from you and ready to communicate....nuff said

You have social anxiety disorder? This is from all those thoughts in your mind that are left unshared, I think. But you are on your path to a new life through chat and therapy! You just wait for the day that it all is unleashed!

These are just a couple things, Toilet! You can do it all on your own, you just have to think positively! The world is your sandbox, friend, you just need to channel your toilets flow (your mind's thoughts) into the right places that empower you to take charge!