Omg...I don't mean to laugh but I had a good chuckle reading this after a very bad day. lol. It really isn't funny though. I would be in a RAGE if I were you. No question. I felt the anger just reading. I don't know how you could manage to keep your cool. Tell him that if he sh*ts in the kitchen ONE MORE TIME, you're done. You shouldn't have to deal with waking up to the smell of fresh poop in the morning. It's absurd. His addiction is affecting your mood's and overall life and it's not worth it.