lololol I just don't know where to start...

Cookies for the bulls...crap...I thought they were for us...back to the mixing bowl. One cup of oats...one cup of hay...

I have already painted flames on my sandels...from a previous life...lolol.

I am not huge on strapless short dresses. I could wear a sari. It would go good with my sandels. I'm not huge on dangly earings...I'm like a pirate...one gold hoop in one ear...Don't ask.

My breasts are bigger now...I think it has something to do with lithium...they are lower as well...but if I stand on my head...everything returns to where it was when I was thirty. No prob...do you think I could get any auction dates with this approach???

I am not huge into dating...I usually just sleep with them first and if we get along alright...then we can go for dinner. It saves a lot of senseless time...do you think I could get any auction dates with this approach. Am I repeating myself again?...damn cookies.

First spandex, now a synthesizer...my mind is boogled. It's okay...I can still add. Leon, eh...hmmm...did you have dinner first??? From the sounds of it we had better start by putting away some money for wheels...sounds like we are all going to be on wheels. This is just crazy...this is just nuts...this could just be hell on wheels. Is the world ready for us???????

John is excited...wow...he always seems to be so calm...he may just be calm because he doesn't know what kind of auction he'll be running. Does he expect a cut of the action??? Wait until he sees HeyJoe in spandex with a really tall hat...I'll bet that he will want out...do we have a backup plan?????

Hey...heyjoe in a spandex suit with four legs...well...there may be some bulls out there that might like that...we should put joe out front...just in case.


shhhh (As to the trip to Spain...well you may have been impersonating plastic wrap just a tid. We'll keep it under our hats for now. My hat is a straw cowboy hat with a whistle chin strap...it goes great with my flaming sandels.)