My mom use to exercise to Richard Simmons' show when I was a kid. OH! and I thought I heard him say that his hair had fallen out, so the hair he has now is actually a transplant.
Hey Dexter! Let's take out our frustrations with that song! I may be a bit off on the words, but I will start.........

This is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friends...someone started singing it not knowing what it was, now they will go on singing it forever just because....... (Next person! Take it away!)