i can really picture you, Patty, with some sort of rigged up dogsled.....you've got those two big dogs and we could do something sorta like a snowboard...so it would glide over the cobblestones.....you know wax it and make it really, really slick.......you could wear a black tight jumpsuit with flames made out of sequins to match your hair (you'll have to dye it again)................