I can't even spell secramatary and now I are one! You know they don't let me out of my padded cell much. They say I'm a danger to the other residents.

Let see...fish net stockings, sequins, mirrored bangles, tight form fitting dresses, leather and support hose. Am I getting this right?

My mom will be so proud of me breaking into the fashion business. I think she was beginning to have her doubts.