I read this study that said that drinking too much coffee made people bitter. I know that sounds weird, but somehow or other they discovered it by doing blood tests--they were originally looking for something else. If you want to pretend to be a spring chicken instead of an old goat, who in the barnyard will cry fowl?? Generally speaking two kinds of young gals like to go out with old men: the gals with daddy issues and the gals who are looking for a sugar daddy. Two different kinds of "whose your daddy" if you know what I mean.