I was standing in line to pay for my shampoo and hair conditioner today and all at once it hit me! Glitter!!!!!! We have all overlooked glitter!!!!!! What a social faux paux
(Correct spelling is optional!)

I think we all need to wear really long artificial lashes and we need to have glitter on our eye brows and faces. I personally would like some on the backs of my hands and up my arms. I also want some behind my knees!

As a person who grew up on a farm, I am here to report that cow poo is very sticky. Hopefully we will be able to dodge the cow poo. Now, I know the rest of you prefer to call it something else, but that's my comfort zone and I've gotta stick to it.

I was informed today that people in certain places break open cow poo and smell the gases building in it to get high. I found this quite astounding, but I digress.

Now, about the tomato fight. I can see me in a short red skirt with bangles and dangles hanging from the edge. They have to sparkle, of course. I want black hose and red boots. I think a red matching tank top with an overlay of a red see through blouse would be just perfect. I want my dangly earrings, butterfly fake lashes, red hot lipstick and lots and lots of glitter!

I'm not sure how large I can get my hair, but if I see a bull accidentally coming my direction, I'm pretty sure it will rise to unheard of proportions!

Now ladies, this is really important. We cannot underestimate the glitter factor.