No, no, we'll be behind the bulls. Behind the pulls is safer as long as no one picks up a cow patty and inhales. I was astounded and appalled when I learned that people do that.

I've been thinking that maybe we need to buy a bail of hay and put it on a sled to take with us when we follow the bulls in case one of them gets confused and turns around and runs toward us. We will have to decorate the hay, of course, but it has to be decorated like they do in the Parade of Roses with natural things in case a bull eats it.

What we can do is shove the hay out in front of a bull in case one turns around. See, we can use it as a safety net, so to speak.

Speaking of the Rose Parade, I think that all of us should enter a float in it. After all, since we are going to to in the running of the bulls, we will have proven ourselves and I think we should consider it.

Where in the world are we going to get organic glitter?